May 2012
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For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all...
– Russell Brand, My Booky Wook (via yllomolly)
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russellbrandradioshow:
Russell: This isn’t a story about me having a tantrum, it’s about you two being late to the studio, I came here on time, I can’t do nothing without youse two here
Trevor: You can come in here, you can prepare-
Russell: I get nervous, if I don’t see people that I know. STRANGER DANGER! WALK AWAY! STRANGER DANGER! DON’T TOUCH ME! STRANGER DANGER! BACK TO BED!
Matt: Oh...
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
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I cannot believe that I missed the tickets.
If anyone can’t go for some reason or has a spare ticket going, please let me know? :( xxxxx
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That
video makes me so proud of Russell, I love his attitude to this, inclusive, loving. <3 Russell Brand you just make so much sense.
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On Matt holding the dinner lady's hand
Russell: I expect you had to hold her hand a lot, as one of the cowards of the school?
Matt: Actually I was going out with her
Russell: Wow you were really mature, you were punching above your weight
Matt: She was sixty, I was nine. The sex was mind blowing. For her.
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Russell: On eye tests, I don't think my contact lenses are strong enough, because I'm so good at the eye test, that I excel beyond the opticians diagnosis.
Matt: You shouldn't wear them in the eye test..
Russell: No what I'm saying is, you know that bottom line, I reckon I try so hard, that I do get more right than I should.
Matt: What you should do when you go in, is go and read it, remember it, and then when they put you in the position..
Russell: I'm not saying I want it to be a challenge, I'm saying I dont think my contact lenses are strong enough simply because of my will power when I'm in that eye test situation.
Matt: ....You've said this to me before you psychopath.
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Russell: And also, where's that sleep expert? Nick keeps ringing him, sleep expert ain't opening the phone.
Matt: OPENING the phone?
Russell: Some people say that, in Spain!
Matt: Do they?
Russell: Yeah they say things like, 'Why you not power the light?' They say weird things.
Matt: Don't blame the Spanish, YOU said it!
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